Here it is. I stole it off of Bouillabaisse for the Soul. 1. Are you an innie or an outie?: My belly button is an innie.
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms?: Flared pants, yes. Real bell-, no.
3. Have you ever written a song?: Yes, but none I'd like to hear. (I *was* a music major for awhile, after all.)
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now?: Yup. Coin laundry.
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's bathroom?: Yes.
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet?: Yes.
7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries?: Beside.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose?: No. However, I can touch my tongue and my nose, too.
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout?: Nope. Due to my stupid parochial grade school, I had to be a "Lutheran Girl Pioneer".
10. Have you ever broken a mirror?: No.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole?: No.
12. What is your biggest pet peeve?: Just one? It would have to be the toilet seat not being closed after someone else has used it.
13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone?: Not usually.
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk?: Of course!
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper?: Do I have to? They both make me rather illish.
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?: Yup.
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic?: Usually paper, but sometimes plastic. I re-use both, so it depends on which I need more, and which if convenient at the time.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza: True. I'm not a big meat eater anymore, but a good steak is a good steak. However, I would rather eat a Glass Nickel black olive and artichoke heart pizza than any steak from, say, Ponderosa. (gag)
19. Did you have a baby blanket? If so, what did you call it?: Still do. It's my ABC quilt.
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair?: Bangs, yes.
21. Have you ever sleepwalked?: Sometimes when I was young (usually if I were sick) I would fall asleep somewhere, like the couch, and wake up in my own bed. My parents would tell me that I walked there, but I didn't remember it, being mostly asleep at the time. Probably not what you meant, though.
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds?: Hell No.
23. can you flip your eye-lids up?: No.
24. Are you double jointed?: No.
25. If you could be any age, what would you be?: Well, 6 was a good age. But I guess I will stay with whatever age I happen to be at any given time.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair?: Probabky.
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride?: No.
28. What is your dream car?: A hybrid electric or fuel cel car that looks like an old VW Bug.
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child?: Yes.
31. How many cavities do you have?: My teeth have more fillings than I care to ponder.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit?: Yup. Milkbones are kinda like crackers. Lara, the dog that was prctically my nanny, was very generous in sharing her food with baby Katherine.
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: unbuckle your seat belt or open your window?: Both, I have two hands after all. Definately gotta unroll the window, though.
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?: Yes.
35. can you pick something up with your toes?: Yes.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house?: I have one remote for my little stereo. I don't own a TV.
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school?: Have I ever not?
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year?: None.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited?: None.
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal?: Huh?
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Happy. The sucky thing about poverty is the unhappiness it can cause. IfI can be poor but happy, I'll go for that.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Float.
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost?: If I get lost, sure. But I rarely get lost, just temporarily misplaced.
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean?: Yes.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland?: Alice Through the Looking Glass, actually.
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Nothing wrong with broken crayons.
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread?: I like white bread if it is crusty, chewy bakery bread, but I'm terribly fond of dark, and will only buy sliced "air-bread" if it is wheat or rye.
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs?: Fried.
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas?: I don't remember. Probably.
51. Do you talk in your sleep?: So I've been told.
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn?: Snow is cold, grass is itchy. However, after I mow,I can have a lemonade and go for a swim.
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python?: Neither, really. Bitten, I guess.
54. Have you ever played in the rain?:Of course.
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark?: Sharks have more of an advantage: muscle, teeth *and* water.
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten?: No. Not for a cat.
57. can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?: Yes.
58. Do you drink pepsi or coke?: Bleechy. Dr. Pepper, please.
59. Whats your favorite number?: 13.
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car?: I'd be a Prius, a Saturn, or Bug.
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel?: Accidentally? No.
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table?: At, yes. On, no.
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub?: Sure.
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap?: Whatever. I tend to just use the shampoo if I'm in the shower.
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house?: *Sigh* Yes.
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices?: Simpsons voice.
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be?: Kate Winslet might be interesting.
68. Have you ever made a semi truck honk?:Dunno.
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes?: Huge nose.
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didnt like?: Yes.
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didnt like?: Sure.
72. Have you ever returned a gift?: Yes.
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you?: Yes. (White Elephant, baby.)
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be?: Something track or swimming.
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own?: More than I feel like counting.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her?: Probably.
77. Do you sing in the car?: Yes.
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey?: Vat, so long as the vat wasn't deeper than 4' and I could go feet first.
79. What is your favorite breed of dog?: Not into purebreds, but I love Labs and Samoyeds.
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter?: Maybe.
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike?: A mountain bike.
82. What is your least favorite fruit?: Lime.
83. What kind of fruit have you never had?: Uglyfruit.
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick?: I'm too broke right now to ponder this....luxuries or nescessities?
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most?: Brand/
86. How many letters will/did I earn in my high school career?: Numerals, minor and major athletic letters for track and cross country (3 total) and minor, major and a cheveron (2nd major) academic for forensics (3 total). So six in all.
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat?: Hard to tell. Kerri maybe? She's wiry, though.
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in?: Salvation Army?
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane?: *Gulp* Maybe.
90. What do you think is your best feature?: I like my eyes, though my legs have gotten good reviews.
91. If I were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for?: Spoken word.
92. What is your favorite season?: Summer.
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family?: Two parents, one brother, one sister.
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you?: Vision.
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer?: Painter.
96. Have you ever ridden a tortoise?: No.
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college?: Five.
98. Have you ever had surgery?: Twice: wisdom teeth and sinuses.
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player?: Skater if I had to. I'd probably be on welfare, though.
100. What do you like to collect?: Whatever catches my interest.
